Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Club Penguin Jokes List

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When you press 'J' on your keyboard whilst waddling around Club Penguin, you can tell a joke. A joke randomly picked from the list will be said through your penguin for 5 seconds, followed by the answer for another five seconds. There are currently 15 tell-able jokes. I have listed them below.

The jokes I have featured below are the defaults from when there is no CP party, but they are usually themed for a party e.g. the Holiday Party 2012 featured Winter-themed jokes about snowmen and yetis and such.

Joke Question Answer
Why don't you see a penguin in the U.K.? Because they're afraid of Wales!
Why are penguins so popular on the Internet? Because they have Web Feet!
What do penguins sing on a birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
Why is it so easy to weigh fish? Because they have their own scales.
Why are igloos round? So that penguins can't hide in the corners
What bird can write underwater? A ball point PENguin!
What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in a revolving door
Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop him a line
What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH
What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you
What is a penguin's favourite party game? Sardines

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